Two droids were talking to each other. The first one asked,
"Did you beat the Wookiee at Sabacc?" The second one
answered, "Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg."

Okay Okay bad joke! This section is of course the ha ha humour section.
I tend to be lazy by nature, so unless you send me stuff I won't post much.
Usually I put something up that has to do with a current event or crisis.

The Star Wars Anthem
(To: "The Star Spangled Banner")
Parody lyrics copyright 1996 by Steven Cavanagh

Far above Tatooine
Under bright twin suns' light
'Cross the heavens it sailed
Turbolasers a-beaming
Flying through the bright stars
In a perilous fight
Came Lord Vader's great ship
That the princess was fleeing
At the title's fanfare, 'twas a movie so rare
That we saw long ago, and today we're still there!
Oh say we love Star Wars, its virtues we'll rave
We were born Star Wars freaks, and we'll be to the grave!

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